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Sultan of Dorkistan

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The Sultan

 

The Sultan accepts your praise generously, but asks that you stop sending flowers to the office - it's embarrassing. Yes, the Sultan agrees - his mastery of Epic Duels is unparalled, but that does not warrant all-night vigils outside his apartment the day before a duel. To this he says, "I am merely an Icon, not yet a God."

 

The Sultan admits he has a disturbed obsession with Epic Duels, but rather than seek therapy, Sultan wallows in such base revelry - it serves to distract him from his own greatness, even if for a short time.

 

For those intersted, Dorkistan is a place one must travel to in mind and spirit, before reaching physically. More on the genius of the Sultan can be learned there. For the Epic Duels enthusiast, Dorkistan holds many untapped Epic Duels secrets: Design This!, the EU Expansion, The Legend of Zelda Epic Duels, and the complete catalogue of the Sutlan's Epic Duels materials.

 

 

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Comments (2)

Anonymous said

at 9:24 pm on Aug 13, 2006

puhleeese! Your head is way up there in the clouds. Come back down to earth Sultan...lol

Anonymous said

at 11:55 am on Apr 19, 2007

The Sultan knows not of what you speak, for the earth is beneath his feat and the clouds his crown; thus the cosmos has dictated, thus the Sultan lives.

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